Meghan McCain had a rough one yesterday.

Know what? How 'bout let's start at the climax of her very bad day, when McCain, whose father was LITERALLY John McCain, like for real he was her dad and she is his daughter, felt the need to respond to the entire internet, which had just spent hours telling her how much it hates her. Then we'll do a dramatic flashback like they do on the TV.

She's NOT A PHONY. You can worship Dr. FAUCHI all you want, she's gonna say DUMB SHIT in private, she's gonna say DUMB SHIT to her (who funds her) Federalist husband, and she's gonna say DUMB SHIT on "The View," during Hot Topics. This is her opinion, and she will not have you cancel culturing the sacrifices her father made, by being her father, by criticizing her.

What did Ms. McCain say, praytell? Well, Dr. Anthony Fauci did an appearance on CNN's "State Of The Union" where he refused to Mama bird bullshit feel-good pablum into America's baby bird throat about when things will get back to "normal" and we can completely stop wearing masks. He wouldn't even issue a proclamation on when it would be safe for vaccinated grandmas to visit their dirty unvaccinated grandchildren. He said he wanted to give an official recommendation once he and his team have really studied the issue. And Ms. McCain did notlike that. In fact she'd like to speak to the manager of the coronavirus. And she just cold fired Dr. Fauci right then and there, because does he even science?

McCain added that she, Meghan McCain, who is obviously the DAUGHTER OF JOHN MCCAIN, WHO WAS CONCEIVED OF A SPERM OWNED BY JOHN MCCAIN AND AN EGG OWNED BY CINDY MCCAIN, but who isn't just that but is also "CO-HOST OF 'THE VIEW,'" does not know when she can get a vaccine. Yes, she literally said she is co-host of "The View." (She didn't talk about her dad's sperm on TV, that's just Wonkette bein' mean.) And the fact she can't figure out when she gets the vaccine, as "CO-HOST OF 'THE VIEW,'" is unacceptable.

Is Meghan McCain not a first responder to all the Hot Topics on "The View," which she cohosts? Is Meghan McCain not a superspreader, of Meghan McCain's opinions? WHAR HER VACCINE?

"So, I was very frustrated when I saw this clip," McCain began, adding she has "respect" for the almost 500,000 people that have lost loved ones from the virus. "The grief our country is going through should not be downplayed. Next week it will be a year since we left the studio, and I have been very responsible in many different ways as so many Americans have been. The fact that Dr. Fauci is going on CNN and he can't tell me that if I get the vaccine, if I'll be able to have dinner with my family... It's terribly inconsistent messaging and it continues to be inconsistent messaging."

And she also said:

"So I'm over Dr. Fauci," McCain declared. "I think we need to have more people giving more opinions and honestly quite frankly, I think the Biden administration should remove him and put someone in place that does understand science or can talk like these other countries about how we can be more like these other places that are doing this successfully."

That's right, she said Fauci should be fired and replaced with somebody "that does understand science." You know, like Meghan McCain, we guess.

And people said very mean things on the internet like "I hereby propose that Meghan McCain be the last person in the U.S. allowed to get the vaccine" and called her a "dumb entitled asshole" and said "shut the fuck up" the whole rest of the day and they're probably still calling her that, and that's fine, because she is a dumb asshole and shut the fuck up.

[Yahoo! / Daily Beast]

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