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Meghan McCain Now Threatening To Run Away With Trashy Sturgis Bikers, and She Definitely Should Do This!

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Ah, Sturgis ... it's like the "Gathering of the Juggalos" for middle-aged people who saved up enough for a Gold Wing! And the $100-million McCain family just adores acting like they love this dumb populist cretin crap, because, after all, the McCains have those riches only because Cindy's dad actually worked for a living, selling Budweiser to guys with choppers, in Arizona. It's circular!


You'll recall that last year, during the presidential campaign, John McCain offered up Cindy to the drunken, leering crowd of filthy bikers. And Cindy just, well, she just looked uncomfortable as all hell, because, really, should a real-life heiress be thrown to the dogs like that, by her supposed husband? To this day, Cindy still doesn't really think anything is funny.

Anyway .... Our favorite "oh dear god is she still around?" twitterer, First Daughter, First Gang Rape by Bikers at Sturgis romance novelist Meg "McCain" McCabe, has apparently left her elderly parents' estate in Sedona and is now offering herself up to the dirtiest of the dirty Sturgis dudes. She is hoping to become some special person's "Old Lady," and by "run away with you" she might mean anything, such as "run after you crying hysterically while you noisily ride away on your motorized cycle," or "weep in the woods, surrounded by Bud cans and cigarette butts and Taco Bell wrappers, in the night."

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Fellow Wonkers, this last week of horror has been wearing on us all, because here we are in a world where the "president" of the United States has ordered that migrant children be taken away from their parents at the border, and is simultaneously proud of it (for his base) and cravenly blaming it on Democrats because even he knows it's morally reprehensible. But what the hell can we do about it, we are all keening, beyond calling our senators and representatives and posting sadness on Twitter, the latter of which is of dubious utility to anyone, and mostly depressing?

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There are perks to being the only Harvard professor willing to shill for the Bush League Mussolini. Everyone else has to haul ass to the Fox studio and sit for hair and makeup. Not Alan Dershowitz! He just parks his laptop in Pee Wee's playhouse and Skypes in that rant. Is he even wearing pants? We hope never to find out!

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