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Meghan McCain So Lonely Because GOP Dudes Just Want To Do Her Old Mom

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Terminally unemployed beer heiress Meghan McCain continues her very weird too-much-information blogging at Tina Brown's secret charity project for the rich,The Daily Beast. Today, we learn how she is just not getting laid at all, and she is NOT turned on by Obama supporters (because they hate her fraud dad) but she is also not really charmed by GOP guys, because they're all homos who will only date Meghan if she'll dress like her mom -- pearls, weird pants-suits, etc. -- because all the closeted Republicans need somebody who looks kind of like that to be the "political spouse."


Meghan blogs, sadly:

I know that no one can really explain sexual attraction and why you are drawn to someone or not -- but at this point in time, nothing kills my libido quite like discussing politics .... So where does that leave me, and who exactly am I attracted to? Let’s just say I’m spending a lot of time writing and even more time with my girlfriends.

"Let's just say" she is now a lesbian?

Okay we are tired of reading this Meghan McCain thing, now, because it is just sad and tragic. Ha, and she blames her dad for all this, too:

So to all the fathers out there: If you want your daughters to be single in her 20s, I can say this -- run for president.

We think you probably meant "I can say this: run for president," but whatever, you are just some lonely rich girl in Phoenix, and The Daily Beast cannot afford copy editors with only $18 million in "startup" money.

Looking for Mr. Far Right [Daily Beast]

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It started with them damn hats. (Image: Wikimedia Commons)

A guest post by "Knitsy McPurlson," which we suspect is not a real name.

Yr Wonkette is not the only website run by brilliant peoples unafraid to poke people with sharp, pointy sticks. Ravelry.com – a website for knitters, crocheters, and other folks interested in textiles and fiber arts – is poking people with knitting needles, which are very sharp indeed.

This past weekend, Ravelry.com's founders showed the world how easy it is to de-platform white nationalists and racists when they banned all "support of Donald Trump and his administration" from their website, concluding they "cannot provide a space that is inclusive of all and also allow support for open white supremacy." Seems like people smart enough to decode a knitting pattern are also smart enough to decode Trump's not-so-hidden message of racism and white nationalism.

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One day, God willing, my grandchildren will click open their history textbooks and read about the Central American migrant internment camps. They'll learn about sick kids, locked in cages, kept hungry and dirty and cold for weeks on end, and they'll be horrified.

"Bubbie," they'll say, "how could this happen in America? How could there be toddlers sleeping on the ground without blankets, without soap or toothbrushes to clean themselves?"

"I don't know. I wish I had done more. I'm ashamed," I'll say. We will all have to answer for this atrocity. But some of us will have to answer more than others. Not just the archvillains like Stephen Miller and John Kelly, but the people who kept right on doing their jobs, even as those jobs morphed into defending concentration camps.

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