America's most unemployed blogger,Meghan McCain, has made a pledge to the independent white northern trash of New Hampshire: if her father, the illustrious "John," wins the presidency and carries New Hampshire in the process, she will get a fithy "Live Free or Die" tattoo inked into her. WTF is she even talking about? If McCain loses or doesn't carry New Hampshire, she'll still get a tramp stamp, except over her pelvis. It will say "NASCAR DAD" backed with a full-color flaming bald eagle chugging a lukewarm Bud Lime. [Union Leader]