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Memorial Day Photo Fun: Prescott Bush Runs the World

We ran across some hilariously frightening photographs today that basically prove Prescott Bush wasn't just a powerful Senator who funded Hitler's rise to power and fathered some of the worst people ever born -- he was also basically the Dick Cheney to various presidents such as "I Like" Ike Eisenhower, Richard Nixon and probably Bill Clinton, somehow.


Prescott Bush, right, helps President Eisenhower sign the executive order making John Kennedy illegal.

More foto fun, after the jump.

Prescott Bush, right, tells his protégé Dick Nixon not to "sweat" the 1960 election, due to Kennedy "probably not living beyond, say, November 1963."

Prescott Bush, right hand, shows Ike the "chop chop" motion code for "assassinate JFK, RFK, MLK, Che Guevara, Salvador Allende, Juan José Torres, Harvey Milk, Steve Biko, Bob Marley, Abraham Lincoln and Julius Caesar."

"That round thing on the shelf behind me? I control that thing."

From Harper's Bazaar, 1943. NINETEEN FORTY THREE, PEOPLE!

Mission Accomplished: Roland Harriman, Prescott Bush, Knight Woolley and R. Lovett in 1964.

Hey, wait, what? GHWB is already screwing shit up in the White House IN THE FIFTIES???

Preparing for the takeover, 1967.

And no Bush Family Photo Essay would be complete without this charmer from 1987, featuring a disheveled Bush 41 in bed with a miniature capstoned Masonic Pyramid sitting on his crotch as toddlers crawl around.

Did the Bushes help to kill JFK? [JFK Murder Solved]

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Is there ANY good news for the bumblefucking Trump re-election campaign these days? Their polling numbers are in the shitter, therefore Trump is firing the pollsters. Trump's Hitler rally kickoff event in Florida last night was ... whatever it was. Oh, and did we mention that they ain't got no money? Like, of course, not counting whatever Russian money they're not telling us about.

Don Jr. recently called a prominent donor and warned that Trump's money haul is falling behind where Barack Obama was early in his reelection, while Jared Kushner has privately complained to RNC chairwoman Ronna Romney McDaniel that Trump's war chest is not as big as it should be at this point in the cycle.

Whiiiiiiiiiine. Guess they're gonna have to see if they can launder some rubles somewhere, ALLEGEDLY.

Gabe Sherman has some more bad news about Trump's shithole campaign, and it is that Robert and Rebekah Mercer, the father-daughter billionaire duo who bankrolled much of Trump's "victory" in 2016 -- including funding Breitbart, and also the part of the "victory" that comprised Cambridge Analytica, the data company they owned that may have done some real hinky stuff, possibly with Russia, in order to get Trump "elected" -- have zipped up their checkbooks and decided Trump can go eat dicks for all they care.

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