Menacing Medical Equipment Looms In Shadowy Hallway At RNC


As we were leaving the convention last night, we were diverted down a sinister staircase to this creepy row of Republican Death-Litters. Every night these fill up a hundred times with the decrepit and infirm, and they are wheeled out and replaced with waxen robots chanting "ZERO! ZERO!" who dance to terrible country tunes until they run out of tobacco juice. [YouTube]


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