Metro Section: A Haircut Is Not a Categorical Imperative

  • Trapped on a 60 year-old boat with families from the fly-over states wearing rubber duck beaks - being a tourist in DC really does suck that bad. [Best Summer Ever]

  • Ain't fallin' for that again. No sir, Marion's not gonna get set up by your bitch-ass blog. [Beyond the Mall]

  • If you don't go out on Wednesday nights how are you ever going learn that the "ass mélange that is reggaeton" is now a Hispanic pan-national anthem? [Panama's Propositions]

  • Right now in Petworth a hipster is feverishly typing out a blog post with the working title, "Spotting Mainstream Members of the Material Culture In Their Natural Habitat." [Circle V]

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