Metro Section: Amerika's Capital Loves Ya!
* Convenience, Value, and Service for speed freaks with just a little Kafka-esque hassle for everyone else. [Cruel Sommer]
* If you thought the weirdest thing about Carol Schwartz was that she got elected as a Republican in D.C., here's a link for ya. [DC Urban Family]
* Professor "No One Wants to Kill Me Yet" Tangherlini, teaches a crash course on metro. [Pygmalion In a Blanket]
* Reading the Washington Times out in the open? Eyes are all around, and yes, they're judging you. [Countersignature]