Metro Section: And Your Momma's Good Lookin'
- In a just world "Congressional Signature Machine Operator" would be a union job. [DCist]
- The God damn country is adrift and rudderless! [Hey Pretty]
- Quick sanity check before you take the bladder out of the box of wine, put it in your jacket pocket, and head out. [Rock Creek Rambler]
- Magic 8 ball says, "I see more schoolyard-sandbox-as-metaphor" articles in your future. [DCeiver via Fishbowl DC]