Metro Section: Berserker Rage!
* Will the kind gentleman from across the pond please refrain from burning down our fair city's pubs, regardless of how corny they may be. [UPI]
* Young, upwardly-mobile professionals can't really get "out." For them, each neighborhood they invade is only a flagstone in the garden path towards an ever receding notion of success. But yeah, they'll all be back in Virginia in 10 years, max. [Bubblemeter]
* A toast for anyone who has ever been used as a private OnStar service by their drunken friends, here here! [East Village Idiot]