Metro Section: Better Than The Smell of Napalm in Morning
* The facts have been double checked -- dipping your feet in duck shit solves nothing. [ Why I Hate DC ]
* Climate control is for the weak -- relish in the summer metro commuter stench! [ Chase-ing Complacency ]
* A slice of bread and a scoop of hummus do not a proper drinking "base" make. [ Hey Pretty ]
* Joel Surnow is not done banging any of the hottie extras, thanks for asking. [ DCeiver ]