Metro Section: Birds, Bees, and Mosquitoes With Eyeliner

* Really, there should be a tranny-hooker museum for these people. [ Are Seven ]

* "Is Bush a God?" [ DC Bachelor ]

* MySpace: The Judas Priest of social networking sites. [ Cold Kiwi ]

* Even the sports writers at the Post aren't safe from digital harassment. [ Metroblogging DC ]