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- The drug habit Washington just can't seem to kick: responsibility. [Blue Dog Art & Design]
- Democracy without hooch is like cookies without milk. [Another Day In DC]
- Michelle Malkin: "smokin' hot;" smells of "evil and bullshit." [The DC Universe]
- Tomorrow's pre-fireworks concert to be hosted by George Costanza and feature no-talent ass clown Michael Bolton. Thanks Lockheed Martin! [PBS via Melissa the Misanthrope]
- DC has museums for everything. [The Goodspeed Update]
