* $350 for 30 minutes of your time. But you gotta know where Loudoun County is. [CraigsList]

* Pro-life protesters are fat kids. [The DC Universe]

* Dipshit blogs about being a grownup, walking for miles and miles in Paris and Rome. [A Portable Snack]

* Metro bitching. [S in the City]

* Metro compassion. [CraigsList]

* Expert ass "liker." [CraigsList]