Metro Section: Chili Goes on Everything
Congressional spawn/hipster Jackie Kucinich loves getting paid to write about bars you've been to a hundred times, still hates freedom. [ The Hill ]
Someone tell the tourists that a Segway rickshaw is not a chariot, even though it might resemble the motorized wheel chair their fat-asses will be confined to soon enough. [ Metroblogging DC ]
The weekly celebrity magazines are there for you when your brain is beaten and tired. [ The Oral Minority ]