Metro Section: Chili Goes on Everything
- Congressional spawn/hipster Jackie Kucinich loves getting paid to write about bars you've been to a hundred times, still hates freedom. [The Hill]
- Someone tell the tourists that a Segway rickshaw is not a chariot, even though it might resemble the motorized wheel chair their fat-asses will be confined to soon enough. [Metroblogging DC]
- The weekly celebrity magazines are there for you when your brain is beaten and tired. [The Oral Minority]
