Metro Section: Crushed

The tragedy of the panda: Butterstick cannot melt his own father's heart. [DCist]

MoDo's thesis crushed by one brave Washingtonian: "I don't fear you because you are smart and beautiful." [Craigslist]

Local news goes undercover... under cover of a female reporter's shirt. "Are you walking around with the wrong bra?" (NOTE: A recent trip to Nordstroms did reveal we were "walking around in the wrong bra." Life-changing.) [WMAL]

Wanna take some pictures at National? Best wear your fanny pack. No non-tourists allowed. [Washington Oculus]


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