- Phototerrorism: Can you identify this young buck who blocked both the hydrant and bus zone with his BMW? [Metroblogging DC]
- Why DC cabbies never have change. [Diary of a Mad DC Cabbie]
- "My coworker came over to me and said: 'Umm....here's two Advil, why don't you head to the bathroom and get yourself together. You look a little hungover.'" [DC Urban Family]
- Bad acid: "But just like ice cubes cool down hot liquid, you cool me down and pull me back in...So it really still leaves me puzzled. Can you just tell me if it's real? Can you just answer my one question? Are you the devil?" [CL]
- Teacher, I'm wet. [Wanderings in DC]
