Metro Section: Dying of Hunger

* Lloyd Bentsen hasn't even been dead long enough to turn over in his grave, and already he has a rap obituary. [Dealing in Subterfuges]

* While President Clinton loves Lauriol Plaza, the rest of the world continues to call it "the Bennigan's of 18th St." [FreeRide]

* Getting overpriced terrible food sucks, but it really could be worse. [Consumerist; DC DOH]

* Convicted Washington Teachers Union embezzler Gwen Hemphill gets to spend 132 months at Alderson prison. Just think of all the knitting you can get done in 11 years. [Bruce Johnson's Blog]

* Shake your money-maker! A new urban map mashup site helps weary business travelers get to DC's titty-bars faster and easier than ever! Remember, no sex in the champagne room! [Gridskipper]

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It is Friday, Yr Wonkette's back end (that's website talk) has been cranky all afternoon like a digital babby that needs a nap, and we are all stuck in the stupidest timeline. The one way we know it's not actually hell is that there are still adorable doggies and kitties and sloths, no to mention toddlers preschoolers named Donna Rose, and of course you, you lovely wonderful readers of ourn. And if you're in Eastern Washington or its environs, you can come out to meet Yr Editrix, Yr Shypixel, and Yr one day Benevolent Monarch Donna Rose come this Sunday in the Evergreen State's second-largest city, Spokane!

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  • Saturday, Aug 11th ....... Seattle, WA
    Discovery Park, 4-7pm
  • Sunday, Aug 12th ....... Bellingham, WA
    Sunnyland Park, 2-5pm
  • Sunday, Aug 19th ....... Spokane, WA
    Audubon Park, 2-5pm

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