* The only way to free yourself from the baggage of a suffocating mother and finally have a fulfilling relationship with an intellectual equal is to learn to eat pussy. [Namaste, Full of Grace]

* This is kind of the most depressing Google Maps mashup yet. [palewire via DCist]

* San Juan cabs only cabs in America worse than DC's. This is because of the voting rights things, we're pretty sure. [Metroblogging DC]