Metro Section: Even if You Win, You Lose

  • The Hill thinks there are actually 50 beautiful on the hill, DCeiver knows better.


  • If you're writing copy for a new condo building, best advice is to stick to words like "sunny" and "nice."


  • Even after years of improvements, the DC-DMV doesn't hesitate to gouge your eyes out and skull-fuck you.

    [DC Gays of Our Lives]

  • Then the Post's delivery man will jump in and run a train on that.

    [Dealing In Subterfuges]


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