Metro Section: Even if You Win, You Lose
- The Hill thinks there are actually 50 beautiful on the hill, DCeiver knows better.
[DCeiver]
- If you're writing copy for a new condo building, best advice is to stick to words like "sunny" and "nice."
[DC1974]
- Even after years of improvements, the DC-DMV doesn't hesitate to gouge your eyes out and skull-fuck you.
- Then the Post's delivery man will jump in and run a train on that.
