* Change everything: "Rock and Roll Hotel is currently hiring potential security and door staff. If you think you've got what it takes to be apart of professional team in fast environment, please email." [R&R]

* Six murders over the weekend. [Metroblogging DC]

* Pay $175 for someone older than your mother to explain the blogging. [Vegetables for Breakfast]

* "If you don't make out with a girl when you first meet her, you failed." [Roosh V]

* Gareth and his stapler are real. [TC the Terrible]