Metro Section: Get Rich or Get Fired For Not Tryin'
DC Cops still believe arresting murderers who purchase Swedish made penis enlargers with stolen credit cards ain't in their job description. [ Velvet In Dupont ]
Not that it matters -- in DC you can stack papers with out ever looking at the stack of paper on your desk. [ Cut DC Taxes ]
There's even money to be made selling tourists a little piece of the pretending-to-work culture. [ Are Seven ]
Sorry hippie, these blurbs on the mayoral candidates won't mean shit to you unless you're a registered Democrat. [ Til Human Voices Wake Us, And We Drown ]
Is it hot in here? Or is Obama talking about STD's again? [ An Orange County Girl ]
In junior high, calling it a "needle" was an insult. [ Grace's Poppies ]