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Metro Section: Get Rich or Get Fired For Not Tryin'
- DC Cops still believe arresting murderers who purchase Swedish made penis enlargers with stolen credit cards ain't in their job description. [Velvet In Dupont]
- Not that it matters -- in DC you can stack papers with out ever looking at the stack of paper on your desk. [Cut DC Taxes]
- There's even money to be made selling tourists a little piece of the pretending-to-work culture. [Are Seven]
- Sorry hippie, these blurbs on the mayoral candidates won't mean shit to you unless you're a registered Democrat. [Til Human Voices Wake Us, And We Drown]
- Is it hot in here? Or is Obama talking about STD's again? [ An Orange County Girl]
- In junior high, calling it a "needle" was an insult. [Grace's Poppies]