Metro Section: Happy Hours, Shut Up, and Beer To Boot

* Lovers Happy Hour II tonight, hosted by DC Bachelor (Roosh) and Circle V. [ Roosh V ]

* Let's talk about meth, baby. Let's talk about you and me, and your wet Chiclet teeth. [ Fight HIV in DC ]

* "Has Mr Will forgotten that the ever civil Vice President told a Democratic Senator to 'go fuck himself' on the Senate floor." [ alternative hippopotamus ]

* ...and "Here we have an absentee President who through gross negligence and foolish hubris has brought death to untold thousands of Iraqis and to 2,888+ U.S. troops, and Will is worried about 'calculated rudeness.'" [ Countersignature ]

* ...and "George Will needs to shut up." [ Angry Pregnant Lawyer ]

* Hard Rock Cafe, Urban Outfitters and ESPN Zone welcome House of Blues to the neighborhood. [ Gallery Place Living ]

* El Paso Café in Ballston serves beer in a boot-shaped glass, and if it fits, you become a princess. [ DCFUD ]