Metro Section: HarDCore No More

  • Zagat restaurant guide gets punk'd as giggle inducing puns evade detection. [Brunch Bird]

  • Fistful of change goes missing, clues point to DC-DMV employees know as "Half Street Mafia." [Countersignature]

  • Hundreds of punk rock fans forced to call mom for an early pick-up last night after 9:30 club sorta caught fire. [DCeiver]

  • WaPo's "best bets" rankings not as useful as a list of the worst bars in DC, compiled by " drunkards and vagrants." [Cafe 227]

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