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Metro Section: If It's In the Sauna

* "We're looking at renting a basement to begin rearing 2,000 Michigan-bought Pacific White Shrimp larvae (shrimp are essentially insects) for next spring. It should take four months to have fully grown adults and then we're gonna have a barbeque like you never saw." [Talkin' Shit About A Pretty Sunset


* Buying or renting a DC loft is a lot like choosing to look at these pictures of Britney Spears' vagina. Sounds great until it's done, then there's just shame. [Urban Trekker Blog]

* "Let's be honest... if you're having sex in a public place you don't get to be choosy about who is watching you... sometimes nasty trolls watch and you don't get to say anything if its in the sauna." [Craigslist]

* Musician's real names less famous-sounding than fake ones. [MLP's Blog]

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Fellow Wonkers, this last week of horror has been wearing on us all, because here we are in a world where the "president" of the United States has ordered that migrant children be taken away from their parents at the border, and is simultaneously proud of it (for his base) and cravenly blaming it on Democrats because even he knows it's morally reprehensible. But what the hell can we do about it, we are all keening, beyond calling our senators and representatives and posting sadness on Twitter, the latter of which is of dubious utility to anyone, and mostly depressing?

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There are perks to being the only Harvard professor willing to shill for the Bush League Mussolini. Everyone else has to haul ass to the Fox studio and sit for hair and makeup. Not Alan Dershowitz! He just parks his laptop in Pee Wee's playhouse and Skypes in that rant. Is he even wearing pants? We hope never to find out!

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