* "We're looking at renting a basement to begin rearing 2,000 Michigan-bought Pacific White Shrimp larvae (shrimp are essentially insects) for next spring. It should take four months to have fully grown adults and then we're gonna have a barbeque like you never saw." [Talkin' Shit About A Pretty Sunset

* Buying or renting a DC loft is a lot like choosing to look at these pictures of Britney Spears' vagina. Sounds great until it's done, then there's just shame. [Urban Trekker Blog]

* "Let's be honest... if you're having sex in a public place you don't get to be choosy about who is watching you... sometimes nasty trolls watch and you don't get to say anything if its in the sauna." [Craigslist]

* Musician's real names less famous-sounding than fake ones. [MLP's Blog]