• Radley Balko becomes a fascist. [The Agitator]

• Liberal interns compete for food in the wild: "While walking down the street, Amy actually grabbed a muffin bottom out of a stranger’s hand." [Campus Progress]

• WMAL eliminates listeners, one ethnic group at a time. [WP]

• "To be an American family in such a situation--on your first trip to the national mall, where (your textbooks taught you) those monuments of creamy marble rest among vast squares of green, set nobly along America's grandest promenade--is to be primed for indignities, one after another." [Weekly Standard]