Metro Section: Just Beat Duke Edition
* Apparently, the residents of Columbia Heights are determined to unleash a Cyclism of their own. [ DCist ]
* Look, fans of the GWU Colonials, there's no reason to be down. All you have to do is make it to the second round and do the exact same thing your crosstown rivals did to bring all the talk of you being overrated to a crashing halt. Put your trust in Pops. [ Colonial Hoops ]
* As predicted, Democrats run away in chickenshit terror at the sight of Russ Feingold's balls. [ Washington Post ]
* In case you were wondering why Wonkette's hair wasn't washed this morning. [ Washington Post ]