Metro Section: Just The Blades, Please

February 09, 2007 04:57 PM

* Mardi Gras Ball weekend in DC. [hear and now]

* Chocolate and Dessert Wine tasting at Pearmund Cellars in Broad Run, VA. [Eat.Drink.DC]

* Free bike and size-9 roller blades. [CL]

* WSC Sauna MC: "You were the black guy with the tattoo on your upper back and a hard-on ... I was the white guy without the tattoo ... I moved to the corner and we made eye contact while listening to 'i will always love you.'" [CL]

* After work fuck and suck party - m4m - 48 (just off 395 near pentagon) [CL]

Ken Layne

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Adorable Gorilla Koko Signs Off

RIP

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I wasn't ready for Koko the gorilla to die. She was just 46, so ~~still young~~ well past the upper age limit for a gorilla, but I'll miss her. She loved cats, told mildly amusing jokes, and put up with people, so she was a lot like your weird aunt.

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Donald Trump Holds Another Perfectly Sane TV Cabinet Meeting

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Donald Trump held one of his televised cabinet meetings today in which he railed about the terrible Democrats who forced the current border crisis (at a time when illegal border crossings are actually lower than usual). In what's sure to be his favorite phrase on Twitter for the next few days, Trump blamed "extremist open-border Democrats" for all the problems he brought on himself with his family separation policy, and explained that Democrats were simultaneously hurting illegal immigrants AND the rest of America by forcing Normal America to accept Central Americans who fled to the US. It made loads of sense! And then things got ... less so.

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