Metro Section: Ladies Love Liquor
- It's not functional alcoholism unless you still have all your items in the morning. [Craigslist; Craigslist]
- Dispelling the myth of the penis cookie: it's not funny "ha ha," it's just funny, "eh eh." [Rock Creek Rambler]
- We never met a "boozehound blogger" we didn't like. [Circumlocutor]
- The ghost of boozehound blogger future might change that. [Why I Hate DC]
