Metro Section: Ladies Love Liquor

  • It's not functional alcoholism unless you still have all your items in the morning. [Craigslist; Craigslist]

  • Dispelling the myth of the penis cookie: it's not funny "ha ha," it's just funny, "eh eh." [Rock Creek Rambler]

  • We never met a "boozehound blogger" we didn't like. [Circumlocutor]

  • The ghost of boozehound blogger future might change that. [Why I Hate DC]

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