Metro Section: Lather Up
WAKA is so yesterday. We want Freeze Tag, Four-Square and shaving cream Slip' N Slide with this guy. [ Ar-Jew-Tino ]
"People have genuine relationships, real friendships online...because you don't have to see facial expressions." Or open sores. [ Literal Reality ]
Huck Finn 2006: "'Ain'nosey. Only reas'n ah'sk is you don' seem ta be carryn' much.' The hitchhiker doesn't move. His stare remains fixed into the distance. Minutes go by -made of halting, interminable seconds--" [ American Night ]
Review of last night's Michael Ian Black/Michael Showalter comedy show. "Of course, I was standing directly next to this drunken douche who kept yelling out 'Celebrity Poker.'" [ The Upstate Life ]
49,000 DC tenants evicted last year. Sadly, none of them wereyourlousy neighbors. [ tls ]
The Senator adds a bit to yesterday's Krazy K.A. Paul story : "he and Joe Trippi were going to change the country in the next 100 days. Maybe he said 10 months. I remember it being a function of 10, and that he was going to revolutionize America." [ The Gentlemen of the CPMC ]