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Metro Section: Master and Proprietor of Nature
- Jordanian hipsters are ahead of the curve, already discussing Middle Eastern "crisis" with detached irony. [My Occupied Territory]
- James Carville has better Nats tickets than you. [Oxy Moron: Hipster Dork]
- DCPD now fighting crime with malnourished animals and McCain style "straight-talk." [Café 227; Time I'll Never Get Back]
- Misanthropic local television reporter does thinly veiled piece on how much she hates coworkers, self. [DCist]
- You can never be too stupid to work for FEMA. [Craigslist]
