Metro Section: Only Someone Wearing White After Labor Day Would Have Sex in Public
"You: Girl with ridiculously short white skirt sitting on top of another guy having sex in the corner of the front room." The front room of Rumors last night. [ Craigslist ]
George Allen "once put a severed deer's head in somebody's mailbox. Admittedly, it's not quite as bad as the scene inThe Godfather...."The Godfatheris fictional. [ T&A ]
Virgin, straight-edge Trekkie just needs a little more coaxing and she'll "give it up." [ Golden Silence ]
WSC and Blue Cross sell with blow jobs. It makes sense -- join a gym, get more blowjobs. You see where this is going. [ Sarcastic and Cynical ]
I know, right? People who haven't been on the news are so provincial. [ K Street Blues ]
Don't eat corn before a colonoscopy. [ Lumpyhead ]