• Local rock star artist confessor Post Secret gets a benefit. [WPA/C via DCist]

• First-hand Butterstick blogging!! "holy CHRIST, these people, with the camera flashing, do they EVER FUCKING STOP?" [Unrequited Narcissism]

• We've conquered the insane DC DWI laws, now: Virginia: A man was "charged Saturday night with driving while intoxicated, although his foot never touched an accelerator and he only briefly grabbed the steering wheel." [WP]

• Yeah, yeah, Borf. Borf, Borf, Borf. [WP]

• Apparently, there is a very fancy bowling place opening soon. [WP]