Metro Section: Overly Relying on the Washington Post
•Local rock star artist confessor Post Secret gets a benefit. [ WPA/C via DCist ]
•First-hand Butterstick blogging!! "holy CHRIST, these people, with the camera flashing, do they EVER FUCKING STOP?" [ Unrequited Narcissism ]
•We've conquered the insane DC DWI laws, now: Virginia: A man was "charged Saturday night with driving while intoxicated, although his foot never touched an accelerator and he only briefly grabbed the steering wheel." [ WP ]
•Yeah, yeah, Borf. Borf, Borf, Borf. [ WP ]
•Apparently, there is a very fancy bowling place opening soon. [ WP ]