Metro Section: Pistol Whipped
* Wonderland robbed Friday night at 9PM -- "patrons continued chugging their Yuenglings even after having pistols waved at them." [ City Desk ]
* Photos from Saturday's Turbo Dance Party at the Rock and Roll Hotel. [ Brightest Young Things ]
* Dude, this blogger just called you lame. [ Sour N Sweet ]
* Kids under 10 think being a celebrity is the #1 thing in the world. When we were 10, we wanted to decide who lived and who died. [ The DC Universe ]
* Lessons from a waitress: Don't sit down at a dirty table, do not bother her when she is at the computer, do not say "the chef has made it that way for me before." [ Till human voices wake us, and we drown ]
* It's a special Christmas when your therapist says, "just stay away from people right now." [ cocoricamo ]