Metro Section: Requiem for Southeast Jerome Edition

How on Earth can anyone in Washington be expected to give a rat's ass about Abramoffukkah on a day where Washington's version of Jesus Christ, Joe Gibbs, has found his way back to the NFL playoffs. AT the very least, we get another one of Clinton Portis' awesomely cool press conferences. Though we must correct our brother Deadspin: it's "Pretty Teef." [Deadspin]

Matthew Yglesias sits down for the DCist interview, but Matty, no cheesecake photos? Missed opportunity, brother. [DCist]

Do hate Washington, DC as much as you do establishing your own brand identity? [Why I Hate DC]


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