Metro Section: Sommelier of Slum

  • After a bum fight, have a little bum wine. This guide to what the homeless drink will help you slum with discretion. [Catch Up Lady]

  • But, Terri Schiavo was a great political issue. Kirk Fordham just calls 'em like he sees 'em. [DC Urban Family]

  • "Dear Virginia Office of Tourism... Please specify what kind of lovers Virginia is for." [An OC Girl Living in an Extraordinary World]

  • Barbra Streisand has big fake nails, works Bush impersonator into her tour in homage to Mad TV. [Gayest Editor Ever]

  • "The most amazing thing happened this week. I got another picture of my kids hugging each other and smiling at the camera." [Sarah and the Goon Squad]

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