Metro Section: Sommelier of Slum
- After a bum fight, have a little bum wine. This guide to what the homeless drink will help you slum with discretion. [Catch Up Lady]
- But, Terri Schiavo was a great political issue. Kirk Fordham just calls 'em like he sees 'em. [DC Urban Family]
- "Dear Virginia Office of Tourism... Please specify what kind of lovers Virginia is for." [An OC Girl Living in an Extraordinary World]
- Barbra Streisand has big fake nails, works Bush impersonator into her tour in homage to Mad TV. [Gayest Editor Ever]
- "The most amazing thing happened this week. I got another picture of my kids hugging each other and smiling at the camera." [Sarah and the Goon Squad]
