Metro Section: Sure, After You
* "Wiggle your toes inside someone's ass!" [ Lemon Gloria ]
* The Intoximeter's Drink Wheel will help you from trying to make out with your roommate. [ hey pretty ]
* Carol Schwartz has a nice smile. [ blah, blah, black sheep ]
* Nightmare first date question: "What kind of music do you listen to?" [ SpeakEasy ]
* Oh shit: '...taking a walk in new york i can spot a girl/boy on every block and go "ooh how cute" or "i want that." in dc it's quite the opposite and i can go days without spotting anyone in anything stylish.' [ panda head ]