Metro Section: Sure, After You

* "Wiggle your toes inside someone's ass!" [Lemon Gloria]

* The Intoximeter's Drink Wheel will help you from trying to make out with your roommate. [hey pretty]

* Carol Schwartz has a nice smile. [blah, blah, black sheep]

* Nightmare first date question: "What kind of music do you listen to?" [SpeakEasy]

* Oh shit: '...taking a walk in new york i can spot a girl/boy on every block and go "ooh how cute" or "i want that." in dc it's quite the opposite and i can go days without spotting anyone in anything stylish.' [panda head]


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