Metro Section: Symphony in .38 Caliber

  • Attention tourists: the following will vastly cut down on the number of dirty looks you receive per hour of touring. [An OC Girl Living In An Extraordinary World]

  • Not included in the guide: how do handle crazed violent psychos on the metro. [ Thoreau's Journal]

  • Distinguishing the rapport of a bottle-rocket from a MAC-10 is for more advanced urban tourists. [Cruel Sommer]

  • A cell of terrorist haxors has started attacking sites they find while surfing for porn. [The Gentlemen of the CPMC]

  • MTV heads to Hawk n' Dove for the same reason everyone does: hard partying underage interns willing to exploit themselves. [The Hill]
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