Metro Section: Symphony in .38 Caliber
Attention tourists: the following will vastly cut down on the number of dirty looks you receive per hour of touring. [ An OC Girl Living In An Extraordinary World ]
Not included in the guide: how do handle crazed violent psychos on the metro. [ Thoreau's Journal ]
Distinguishing the rapport of a bottle-rocket from a MAC-10 is for more advanced urban tourists. [ Cruel Sommer ]
A cell of terrorist haxors has started attacking sites they find while surfing for porn. [ The Gentlemen of the CPMC ]
MTV heads to Hawk n' Dove for the same reason everyone does: hard partying underage interns willing to exploit themselves. [ The Hill ]