Metro Section: The Boys of Summer
It's that time of year -- you know, for corduroy pants, noticing you're a 29-year-old virgin, and DC Architecture Week. [ Metroblogging DC ]
Mayor Williams cheats on Linda Cropp with Caribbean Vacation, New Yorker Cartoon Caption Contest.[ The DC Universe ]
Your day wasn't as bad as you think. Unless you too went to Asylum's birthday party, drank Sparks, touched a manhole. [ I Am A Lefty ]
Blindfold yourself and get sexy on someone, advises local "breathing diamond." In other words, read Casual Encounters and masturbate. [ District Insider ]
"You know how I keep bitching about the$611,000,000+the city is spending on a baseball stadium? This is why. Let me remind DC-lovers that the District considers a recreational activity more important than accounting for the deaths of the city's most vulnerable." (Most vulnerable because they are retarded. No, seriously.) [ why.i.hate.dc. ]