Metro Section: The Million Bucks Was Never in the Briefcase!
* Note to self: personifying evil is more lucrative than previously thought. [Fishbowl DC]
* It all depends on where you drop the furniture bombs. Being impaled by particle board seems like a bad way to go, but a little clean-up and that end table could be a great living room accent for a stylish Mosulan (Mosuler?). [Throwing Hammers]
* "MySpace Trainwreck" or "MySpace People that Wonkette Wants to Party With," it's just another case of tomato-tomahto. [Ashburnite]