* Some advice for the ladies: "Stop being a bitch." Uh, thanks. [DC Bachelor]

* Some advice for the clueless: "Isn't it obvious that he wants to bang you? For a law student you are pretty slow." [First Date DC]

* Some advice for the self-promoting: Nominate yourself -- or have a friend nominate you -- as one of Washingtonian magazine's "20 Most Eligible Singles." [Washingtonian via DCist]