* Paging: N.W.A. [Velvet In Dupont]

* As authentic as a Fuddruckers with Chinese characters on the sign -- or, you know, a fortune cookie in English, with lottery numbers. [DC Pedicab via Gallery Place Living]

* Just wipe the screen down when you're done -- it's tricky once it dries, and we don't want you missing our writing. [Craigslist]

* We don't even want to know what he's going to post about this exhibit. [Gridskipper]

* Be careful what you wish for, and never wish for anything from MTV. [Deaf DC]