Metro Section: Today's Show Is Brought To You By The Number 187
* Paging: N.W.A. [ Velvet In Dupont ]
* As authentic as a Fuddruckers with Chinese characters on the sign -- or, you know, a fortune cookie in English, with lottery numbers. [ DC Pedicab via Gallery Place Living ]
* Just wipe the screen down when you're done -- it's tricky once it dries, and we don't want you missing our writing. [ Craigslist ]
* We don't even want to know what he's going to post about this exhibit. [ Gridskipper ]
* Be careful what you wish for, and never wish for anything from MTV. [ Deaf DC ]