Metro Section: w/ Egg
Fuck you, Nathan's. You were nasty, but see what happens when we're left behind? Hot dog soup (w/ egg). [ Talkin' Shit About A Pretty Sunset ]
Wilmer Valderrama was at Connecticut and L, 22 year old wants to do him. You're a little old for him. [ Craigslist ]
"Just as if you were walking your str8 stud self up to a public urinal, you unzip, whip out your cock and balls, and then stand there, and take a leak. The only difference is it will be going into my mouth." [ Craigslist ]
Date rape vs. violent rape vs. that song "Date Rape" vs. Sublime's entire oeuvre. We report, you decide. [ Literal Reality ]
Can a restaurant forbid you from photographing your food? Jason from DC Foodies got in trouble for it once, at the stuffy and not very delicious Buck's Fishing and Camping. [ Metrocurean ]
Let's all laugh at a fat kid. [ Sarcastic and Cynical ]