Metro Section: We Put Cheese On Anything You Please

  • WMATA to hand out free bottles of water tonight at Dupont Circle station, after your sweaty ass foots it up the broken escalator they can't figure out how to fix. [Metroblogging DC]

  • WaPo reporter and HGTV decorator in pissy little pissing match. [Fishbowl DC]

  • Never, ever underestimate the stupidity of tourists. [Eavesdrop DC]

  • Venerable Italian restaurant closing, forcing Justice Scalia's blood to return to only 40% pure parmigiana. [Metrocurean]

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