Metro Section: We Put Cheese On Anything You Please
WMATA to hand out free bottles of water tonight at Dupont Circle station, after your sweaty ass foots it up the broken escalator they can't figure out how to fix. [ Metroblogging DC ]
WaPo reporter and HGTV decorator in pissy little pissing match. [ Fishbowl DC ]
Never, ever underestimate the stupidity of tourists. [ Eavesdrop DC ]
Venerable Italian restaurant closing, forcing Justice Scalia's blood to return to only 40% pure parmigiana. [ Metrocurean ]