* Newly crowned Miss Virginia lives in Arlington. Judges praised her "full set of teeth," putting her far ahead of the other contestants. [Metroblogging DC]

* The "Mike Chertoff Is Lying Out Of His Ass Drinking Game" is hard -- even Rush Limbaugh can't pound 'em that fast. [DCeiver]

* It's a good thing interns look so hot, 'cause they suck at blogging. [Washington Times]

* The Washington Post's Metro Section: now covering "wackiness." [DCist]

* Once you go Blackberry, you don't go back. [Looking2Live]

* Deep down inside Ann Coulter's heart, where she doesn't even know it, lives a woman with a lot of Ani Difranco records. [On My Home Planet]