Metro Section: Where We Are and Where We Want to Be
* This is going to make staring into that bowl of ramen tonight much more fun. [Failed Southern Lady]
* Hey drunks! Don't forget that you're only an alcoholic if you go to meetings. [Metroblogging DC]
* It'll be a cold day in hell before anyone would dare block Wonkette. Nice breeze today. [Brokekid]
