Metro Section: Wouldn't Be Pruden Edition

Washington DC's bid for a homicide-free year ends after four days of no murderdeathkills. That's actually pretty good, comparatively. We'd predict a reduction of violent crime in DC for 2006, but wait until everyone hears about those taxi fare hikes. [ABC 7 News]

Moonies go crazy, issue online clampdowns. Now, Washington Times writers are required to get permission from their editors before they write a blog. We hate it when the road to literacy gets that much harder. [FishbowlDC]

Five years from now, we'll be tracking a parallel uptick in debilitating late-adolescent insecurity. [Washington Post]


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