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Yesterday, we told you about this smug sweater-vested piece of shit yelling "TRUMP!" at a black barista, because she had discriminated against him by making him wait 20 minutes for his elitist coffee.

At the time, we told you all to be like the other middle-aged white dude in the Starbucks, who was having none of it.

Well, quick followup! Local outlet ABC 10 caught up with the douche in the vest, David Sanguesa, and he is sorry! He is sorry he got discriminated against, for being white!

Sanguesa said he suffers from mental illness and had not taken his meds -- perhaps the meds-taking Wonker community can enlighten us on which mental illness produces an effect that is not manic or violent but rather dickish and makes the sufferer call people "garbage" and "trash" -- but that he truly believed it was taking so long for him and his smirking blond companion to get their beverages because the Starbucks employees somehow magically knew from behind their busy counter that he had Trump signs on his car out in the parking lot.

In conclusion, fuck that guy.

[ABC-10]

Rebecca Schoenkopf

Rebecca Schoenkopf is the owner, publisher, and editrix of Wonkette. She is a nice lady, SHUT UP YUH HUH. She is very tired with this fucking nonsense all of the time, and it would be terrific if you sent money to keep this bitch afloat. She is on maternity leave until 2033.

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