Michael Steele Finally Produces Hip-Hop Solution To Health Care

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Good news for America's uninsured, fat Poors: RNC Chairman Michael Steele knows how to make your healths better. It's easy! Just fix it, okay baby?

STEELE: So if it’s a cost problem, it’s easy: Get the people in a room who have the most and the most direct impact on cost, and do the deal. Do the deal. It’s not that complicated.

If it’s an access question, people don’t have access to health care, then figure out who they are, and give them access! Hello?! Am I missing something here? If my friend Trevor has access to health care, and I don’t, why do I need to overhaul the entire system so I can get access he already has? why don’t you just focus on me and get me access?

Trevor! Trevor is the answer. If Trevor is making nukes in the Middle East, why can't we just stop Trevor from making his nukes? If Trevor is married to a lady, why can't we get the gays to marry ladies, like Trevor did?

Michael Steele is Definitely Missing Something [Matt Yglesias]

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