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Michael Steele Spends Teabaggers' Dollars On Lesbian Sex-Show Nightclubs In West Hollywood

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America's #1 Republican, GOP Chairman Michael Steele, likes to"make it rain" at fancy liberal sex clubs. According to important new Republican webzine The Daily Caller, just last month Steele "spent $1,946.25 at Voyeur West Hollywood, a bondage-themed nightclub featuring topless women dancers imitating lesbian sex." He dropped more than $15,000 at the Beverly Hills Hotel and Four Seasons on the same February trip to LA. UPDATE: Oh and now the RNC says it wasn't Steele dropping two grand at the sex club, but an unnamed other GOP fat-cat. Oh really, please tell us more!


What is this "Club Voyeur" place? Better check Yelp:

Oh. Wow. Rolled up here with 6 girls around midnight on a Saturday night after we realized that the crowd at Crown Bar had gone drastically downhill.

The girl at the door sent us in right away and told us to go to a table by the bar and get some free Champagne. Seriously. This club is amazing. There are topless "dancers" acting out S&M scenes throughout the night on one of the side stages, there's a half-naked girl hanging from a net across the ceiling and at one point I walked to the bathroom and pretty much just stopped dead in my tracks to watch two girls simulating oral sex in a glass case.

Really understated elegance here.

Also, Lindsay Lohan was at our table at one point.

What else did human comedy Michael Steele blow the white people's money on, during February? The chartered jets cost $17,514. The limousines cost $12,691. The tab for a single trip GOP party trip to Hawaii was more than $43,000.

Okay okay but let's hear more about this strip club, this time from the L.A. Times' interview with the founders of Club Voyeur:

"David and I had just seen the movie Eyes Wide Shut, and it all just kind of started clicking together," added partner Matt Bendik, formerly at the Las Vegas hospitality company the Light Group.

On the club's opening night, Oct. 8, that vision swam into view. The dark, leather-heavy interior is reminiscent of the masked orgy scene from the movie. The reference is taken a step further with impromptu bondage and S&M "scenes" being played out on an elevated platform by scantily clad performers throughout the night -- not presented as "shows," like they are in clubs such as Playhouse Hollywood. There is also a heavy net suspended above the club's lounge area where performers writhe above the heads of clubgoers. Even more provocative scenes are played out in an enclosed glass booth area adjacent to the club's dance floor area.

"It's pretty . . . intense," clubgoer Lee Stone admitted on opening night as one female performer with a horse's bit in her mouth was being strapped to the wall by another just behind the booth he was sharing with friends. His friend was more intrigued by the action. "I wonder if I would get in trouble for joining them?" she joked.

Hahahahahahah well props to Michael Steele for trying to get back to old-school Republican secret-sex clubs with bondage and women slaves with horse's bits in their mouths. Sorry, you poor dumb Teabaggers, but the GOP is going back to Historical Levels of True Elite Depravity. Read up on the Hellfire Club and make some illiterate poster-board signs about that.

Steele won't answer any questions about all this, because he just woke up at the W in Washington (where the GOP spent nearly $20,000 last month) with hella hangover and three passed out ladies in his king-size. But what a night! [Daily Caller]

Thanks to EVERYBODY for sending this, and congratulations to Tucker Carlson's Internet Concern for winning the morning!

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